Work called, they said if you don't show up tomorrow, don't bother showing up Monday. Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!

Ok, so I posted football picks last week, titled with "Cripple Fight" from South Park and a neat little picture showing Oakland and Seattle - I mean Timmy and Jimmy - fighting. I just don't get it though, the last three weeks have been HORRIBLE. I've been 7-6, 7-6 and 7-7. What the hell? Parity is a bitch.

Regardless, here are this weeks picks.

Home team in CAPS.

MINNESOTA over Green Bay
No way am I taking those idiots over the Vikings, EVER.

Baltimore over TENNESSEE
Should be interesting for Vince, going up against the Ravens' defense. Yeah, I'd say maybe 3 points for the Titans interesting.

JACKSONVILLE over Houston
Jacksonville lost to the Texans a few weeks ago. I don't see the same result this time, with Byron Leftwich sitting, and the Jaguars D tightening up.

Kansas City over MIAMI
Miami's win last week was a fluke. Damon Huard will prove it.

NEW ENGLAND over New York Jets
I don't really have anything funny to say about this one, except Chad Pennington's hair is weird.

San Diego over CINCINNATI
LT should run over the convicts, and I'm hoping that Philip Rivers will pass his ass off Sunday.

DETROIT over San Francisco
Detroit can score and the 49ers give up 33 points per game. Except last week, when they gave up 3.

PHILADELPHIA over Washington
Philly is coming off a bye, and Washington sucks. Recipe for disaster.

INDIANAPOLIS over Buffalo
No way Buffalo wins on Indy's turf.

ATLANTA over Cleveland
Another one of those kind of blah matchups.

Denver over OAKLAND
Oakland might not gain 50 yards, let alone a few points.

New Orleans over PITTSBURGH
The Steelers are fated to keep losing, because they were supposed to lose the Super Bowl last year. I think the Saints are just going to start hitting it.

St. Louis over SEATTLE
Seattle beat Oakland last week, big whup. Seneca Wallace is decent, but I think St. Louis will put them in their place.

Dallas over ARIZONA
Dallas just keeps getting lucky with crap teams.

NEW YORK GIANTS over Chicago
Rex isn't that great on the road, and the Giants are great at home. This will be a great game.

CAROLINA over Tampa Bay
Another crappy MNF game. Carolina will win this one.

And there you have it.
Last Week: 7-7
Season: 81-47