What's the point of minin' for gold if I can't show the townspeople?

Another awesome video for your viewing pleasure. It's a video of the Bloodhound Gang (of Fire, Water, Burn fame) signing a song comprised entirely of Ralph Wiggum quotes.
If you want to know exactly what is being said CLICK HERE.

Anyway, on to what we've all come here to see: Hardcore Nudity! (Football)

New way to display picks - I will write ______ over ______. Instead of dealing with 2 different font changes, because that gets tiresome.

As always, home team is in caps.

St. Louis over GREEN BAY
Am I really ever supposed to be able to pick the Packers this season? As long as Brett FavRE is back there slinging prayers to Donald "Can't catch against Philly" Driver, I won't be picking them. Unless they play Oakland. Which they don't. 0-16 BABY!

NEW ORLEANS over Tampa Bay
Tampa Bay is starting a guy named Bruce Gradkowski this week, and for the rest of the year, because Chris Simms was de-spleened 2 weeks ago. Bruce Gradkowski sounds like a polish ironworker. Polish ironworkers don't have the hands of great quarterbacks. Besides, the Saints are at home, and everyone (the NFL) knows no one is supposed to beat the Saints in the Superdome this year.

INDIANAPOLIS over Tennessee
HA! Good luck Vince.

MINNESOTA over Detroilet
Sure, I'm being a homer, and I'm okay with that. But I don't see us losing to a team that is affectionately called "The Motor City Kitties" by their fans. I don't really know what to say that would be appropriate for all ages.

CHICAGO over Buffalo
Wow the Bears looked good against Seattle last week. Buffalo doesn't stand a chance in Chicago, especially when they barely beat the Vikings.

NEW YORK GIANTS over Washington
I think the Giants are too pissed about giving up 40+ 2 weeks ago against Seattle to succumb to anything Mark Brunell can throw at them. If he can throw! HA!

CAROLINA over Cleveland
Yeah, the Browstains beat Oakland last Sunday. Clap. That's like beating your Grandma at 1 on 1. Now that Steve Smith is back in action, look for Jake Delhomme to bust out this Sunday, because I'm starting him at QB on my fantasy team.

NEW ENGLAND over Miami
The Patriots absolutely embarrassed Cincinnati last week. Miami is the laughing stock of the AFC, mainly because we can't laugh at Oakland, just feel bad for them. Kind of like the kid that wore the hockey helmet in high school with "Phillip" taped to it. Yeah, you knew him, don't tell me you didn't. Anyway, look for Daunte to look like he's ready to own a sporting goods store on Sunday.

SAN FRANCISCO over Oakland (Phillip)
As a recap, Phil almost beat Cleveland last week. And that's some sort of major accomplishment for them, like missing the toilet seat for the first time when standing. But, they still don't know that they're supposed to put that toilet seat up. San Francisco was CREAMED last week by KC, but Phil's defense is a sieve.

Kansas City over ARIZONA
If only because Damon Huard looked decent last week, and their defense gave up 0 points to an okay offensive team, I need to pick Arizona because they are the 49ers south of the Mason-Dixon line. I believe Matt Leinart is starting this game, and he's ready, but I don't think he's this ready.

JACKSONVILLE over New York Jets
Jacksonville got it bad last week, to the Redskins nonetheless. I think they will bounce back at home this week to a decent Jets team, and give their fans hope that they won't implode every week.

PHILADELPHIA over Dallas
This one is tough, but I have to take Philly at home, considering they looked good last week against Green Bay, and there's an off chance that T.O. may leave the game because of a concussion. From a blow to the head. From a wrench of some type. Thrown by a fan. Philly fans have NO sympathy, especially for someone who sold them out. I mean, they booed Michael Irvin when he may have had a broken neck. Wow. Watch this game.

A WHALE'S VAGINA over Pittsburgh
I like the Chargers in this game, because they're at home, and Pittsburgh still isn't to form yet. Or maybe they are, and last year was sort of a mirage.

Baltimore over DENVER
Denver is all over the board, sloppy here, great there. You don't know what to expect. Well, expect that the Ravens' defense will show up, again, and they will be performing on national TV. I guarantee Ray Lewis will do some sort of crazy dance after being the 3rd guy to pile on a tackle, and act like he did it.

There you have it.
Last Week: 9-5
Season: 40-21