What, the Rusty Trombone wasn't good enough?

Oh Screech, where have you gone? What would Lisa think about this?

From the New York Daily News:

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech)
Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

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Screech's Sexcapades

Dirty Sanchez.